Fleetwood Town

Make The Case

Here is the argument for Fleetwood Town: England, England EFL League Two, and a ground called Highbury Stadium. A second team should give you something your first one cannot, and this is a different country's whole weather system.

• Loaded cabinet

  9 distinct honours on record, including League Two (level 4). Adopt them and you inherit expectation, which is more fun than it sounds when the trophies keep coming.

• Cathedral football

  Highbury Stadium holds around 53,272,672. Even a routine league game arrives with a noise floor most clubs only reach in a semi-final.

• Worth the journey

  Nearest airport is Liverpool John Lennon Airport (LPL), roughly 66km out. This is not a casual away day, which is precisely why the people who do it take it seriously.

• The calendar you inherit

  England EFL League Two is cold-weather football: mud in February, breath visible under the lights, and a fixture list that rewards anyone who sticks it out. England does not do easy neutrals.